Shit Mittens

What is Shit Mittens?

n. A person's hands that are covered in human excrement (shit)

ex. A general description of being displeased, or a term for an unpleasant person

Ex. (n) That guy needs to learn to wipe, he was wearing a pair of shit mittens when he came out of the stall.

(n) My daughter tried to take care of her own diaper, but only ended up with a pair of shit mittens.

(ex) Oh shit mittens!

(ex) Don't listen to that guy, he's just a shit mitten.

See shit, scat, poo, poop, dooty, dootie, dookie

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W'd

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