Shit Mittens

What is Shit Mittens?

n. A person's hands that are covered in human excrement (shit)

ex. A general description of being displeased, or a term for an unpleasant person

Ex. (n) That guy needs to learn to wipe, he was wearing a pair of shit mittens when he came out of the stall.

(n) My daughter tried to take care of her own diaper, but only ended up with a pair of shit mittens.

(ex) Oh shit mittens!

(ex) Don't listen to that guy, he's just a shit mitten.

See shit, scat, poo, poop, dooty, dootie, dookie

Poorence

1. To do a poorrence is to hang a shit. "Man, I gotta do a poorence." See Diego..

Aquarist

1. One who dedicates their whole life to the hobby and love of aquariums. Hey Rob wanna go chill man? Nah bro I'm an aquarist now, ..

Houz'd

1. 1.Another word for "pwned" or "owned". 2.To take a massive dump. 1. "DUDE! you just got HOUZ'D!!!" ..

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