Shit Monkey

What is Shit Monkey?


1.

The undeniable cause for morning breath. A screeching monkey that spends it's nighttime hours visiting households around the world, with the sole purpose of shitting in the sleeping occupant's mouth.

That damn shit monkey got me again today. He always visits after a heavy night of drinking.

2.

Female person that talks excessive amounts of rubbish that makes as much sense as a jibbering monkey flinging shit across the room.

Lloyd: Hi Bronwyn, how was your day?

Shit Monkey: Blah blah blah blah blah whinge blah blah whinge blah blah blah blah whinge blah blah blah blah whinge blah blah blah blah whinge blah blah blah blah whinge blah blah blah blah whinge blah blah blah blah whinge blah blah blah blah whinge blah blah blah blah whinge blah blah blah blah whinge blah blah blah blah whinge blah blah blah blah whinge blah blah blah blah whinge blah blah blah blah whinge blah.

How was yours?

See bronwyn, whinger, whinge, moaner, moan

3.

An expletive used the same way as shit, but it's more fun to say.

Shit monkey! I burned my arm on the curling iron.

4.

any obvious lying fucking primate bi-pedal asshole espousing falsehoods out of it's rectum-like mouth orifice. i.e.-a liar.Everything that falls out of these creatures is pure shit,hence-"shit monkey"

George W. Bush is actually websters picture example if you look closely to the right of the definition. Right next to the phrase-"blatant shitmonkeyness". There are countless numbers of these creatures among us unfortunately. They can be readily identified, and one can tell when they are lying as you will notice the mouth orifice is open.

5.

soemthing you can yell when you don't know what the fucks going on or this too hardcore for you..n be used in plural and singular..n be used as a noun an adjective and an exclamation

noun:stop being a shit monkey handjobber

adjective: well that's shit monkey tastic

exclamation:

Tamara: hey Kyle want me to give u head

Kyle: halleluija, halleluija...halleluijaaa..

Dylan:Holy shit monkeys I did not see that coming


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