Shit On My Life

What is Shit On My Life?


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as when something extremely bad happens to you.

joe: dude i think i just failed out of college

brad: nuhuh sucks dude

joe: yeah, shit on my life!!

See fuck my life, fml, shit, fuck this, what the fuck


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