Shit Pimp

What is Shit Pimp?


1.

shit-pimp: to 'pimp the shit' or to 'make unbelievably cool' something that your friends said couldn't be fixed or made awesome. Only to be used in circumstances of extreme amazement of the pimping of something that was once shit.

note: following situation is just an example and is not in anyway meant to be offensive or possible.

man 1: remember my old girlfriend Britany? The one with the black hair?

man2: You mean the 300 lb. whore who you only asked out because you lost a bet?

man1: yeah; i took her to weight watchers and paid $5000 to have them genetically alter her body. Now she weighs 90 lbs., check her out - *introduces new britany who looks like frickin angelina jolie*

man2: omfg!!!!!! your girlfreind got shit pimped!!!!!!

See awesome, badass, wasted


27

Random Words:

1. When it is snowing or someone is peeing in the snow. Did you see that girl freezing urine? See urine, peeing, freezing, snow, bathroom..
1. one who sucks the cock and guzzles the cum. my mommy told me one night that she was at a bukkake festival and she was the cumguzzler of..
1. The imitated fart sound; made when you stick your tongue between your lips and blow to make your bottom lip vibrate up and down. Common..