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When an imbibed friend is forced to decide whether to ditch one of his homies for the chance to procreate with a girl he would not norma..
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Unable to be made uncertain; impossible to be made iffy.
I love the certainty he has. Even when I'm iffy, he's uniffifiable.
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A perfectly preserved piece of gum that has finally been pooped out after a long process of digestion
Yesterday I was about to flush, b..