What is Shit Race?
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A competitive event where two people attempt to complete a defecation in the fastest time, while occupying adjacent bathroom stalls. Also known as a Brown Derby, after the Wimpy desert.
Ian just beat me hands down in a Shit Race. Either that or he just fired a shotgun into a bucket of livers in there.
Random Words:
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Very old. Too old. Old enough to have created all life in the universe.
Someone: Hey, are you gonna vote for John McCain?
Me: Hell, ..
