Shit Raft

What is Shit Raft?

A wad of toilet paper placed in the toilet BEFORE taking a shit, so that your shit won't splash toilet water onto your ass or crotch.

I always build a shit raft before taking a dump.

See splashguard, poop pillow, dump truck, glabbit

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