Shit Raft

What is Shit Raft?

A wad of toilet paper placed in the toilet BEFORE taking a shit, so that your shit won't splash toilet water onto your ass or crotch.

I always build a shit raft before taking a dump.

See splashguard, poop pillow, dump truck, glabbit

W.o.n.k.y.

1. With Out No K.Y. When you don't have any lubricant for butt-sex, but you decide to do it anyway. "I can't believe you le..

[cuntbag]

1. An old lady that is acting like a cunt. i was at wal-mart parking a cart in an empty spot, and some cuntbag came running up to me tryin..

Lesbophobe

1. One who has a fear of lesbos I'm such a lesbophobe. Arrrrrrrrgh here comes a lesbian. RUN!..

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