What is Shit Ring?
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A somewhat faded stain of residue primarily shit due to lack of wiping the asshole or just a gross asshole on a woman.
Dude she isn't hott, I bet she has shit ring.
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2.
To receive or make a phone call while taking a crap.
To Give:
"Hey I was having a shit earlier, so I decided to shit ring Gary!"
To receive:
"It was fucking gross earlier, Dave shit rang me, he was like 'HEY GARY I'M TAKING A SHIT HAHAHAHAHA'..."
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When you are eating a chick and she shits on your face.
Dude, i was having fun with this chick last night and she gave me a rusty beard..
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A fail so utterly complete that it, in essence, eclipses epic fail by a margin as great as, but not limited to, space and time as we kno..