What is Shit Sandwich?
1.
A bad situation.
"It's one big shit sandwich and we're all gonna have to take a bite."
2.
Popular philosophical reflection. You see, life is like a shit sandwich because the more bread you have, the less shit you have to eat.
Life is like a shit sandwich, and shit happens, man
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3.
A way of giving crappy news to someone.
The news is dressed up as, first a positive statement then the bad news, and then a positive statement to take the edge off things.
Hey man, I saw your Lovely Sister last night, shame she was being Spit Roasted by your Dad and his Bro, your Mum looked happy though....
4.
Two pieces of bread with shit in the middle.
You'll be lucky to get a shit sandwich to eat after what you've done.
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5.
A bad situation that cannot be avoided, lessened, or changed in any way
It looks like the enemy has a full-scale assault planned, and we can't do a damn thing about it. It's a huge shit sandwich, and we're all going to have to take a bite.
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6.
1) What fudge packers take to a picnic
2) Barack Obama in bed between Hillary and Joe Biden
1) Dave: Look at those two guys holding hands and eating at the picnic
Joe: Oh! thats just Wolf and Anderson, the turd burgulars are having a picnic. Look at Anderson tear into that shit sandwich
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7.
Symbolic of the human condition in a market-driven capitalist society.
Life is like a shit sandwich; the more bread you have, the less shit you gotta eat.
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