Shit Schwaggling

What is Shit Schwaggling?


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The ronchy act of holding in your shit when you really have to go. This causes the anus to release ultra-foul smelling farts, and each one gets closer and closer to shitting your pants. Often occurs when you are in a situation where you can’t shit, such as a funeral, in line at the grocery store, or on a date.

“Chia! Are you over there shit schwaggling again?! Just go to the bathroom you stank ass dingledong! That shit ranks!”

“God damn! I was next in line at Kmart, so I couldn’t give up my spot to go take a dump. I just stood there shit schwaggling for like 20 minutes. That vapor choked out everyone in line!”


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