What is Shit Schwaggling?
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The ronchy act of holding in your shit when you really have to go. This causes the anus to release ultra-foul smelling farts, and each one gets closer and closer to shitting your pants. Often occurs when you are in a situation where you can’t shit, such as a funeral, in line at the grocery store, or on a date.
“Chia! Are you over there shit schwaggling again?! Just go to the bathroom you stank ass dingledong! That shit ranks!”
“God damn! I was next in line at Kmart, so I couldn’t give up my spot to go take a dump. I just stood there shit schwaggling for like 20 minutes. That vapor choked out everyone in line!”
Random Words:
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To hold in a shit for a painfully long period of time, also known as baking one or having clay in the kiln
Dude we've been driving..
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you are about to fight someone..and you are telling them to hit you..
Feelin froggy bitch? den leap bitchass..
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Im feeling strong, ..
