What is Shit Schwaggling?
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The ronchy act of holding in your shit when you really have to go. This causes the anus to release ultra-foul smelling farts, and each one gets closer and closer to shitting your pants. Often occurs when you are in a situation where you can’t shit, such as a funeral, in line at the grocery store, or on a date.
“Chia! Are you over there shit schwaggling again?! Just go to the bathroom you stank ass dingledong! That shit ranks!”
“God damn! I was next in line at Kmart, so I couldn’t give up my spot to go take a dump. I just stood there shit schwaggling for like 20 minutes. That vapor choked out everyone in line!”
Random Words:
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epic, stealthy, loyd-ragey, and otherwise awsome descriptive noun
VJ-please, let loyd rub some of his ninja-ness of on me!
meanwhile,..
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Blue Gail Fish. Fresh water small fish. Fish with stickers on there backs. Hand sized sandwitch fish.
Today I caught me a bunch of Chic..
