Shit Shaver

What is Shit Shaver?

Somebody who tries to refine a poor or unusable piece of work, in the hope that it may become usable. A variation of "polishing a turd".

There's no point in shit-shaving that piece of crap, Nigel.

Post-dated Check

1. A young girl who is hot but too young to nail. However, after several years she we become of age and you will be able to nail her. Hence..

Little Miss Grumpy Pants

1. The worst of the bar staff. How can anybody hold a grudge for so long over a fucking Christmas card? Little Miss Grumpy Pants is a lose..

Cleatchaser

1. Another word for a gold-digger except this womans forte' is chasing pro athletes preferrably NFL Players!!!!!!!!!!!!! Man that bit..

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