Shit Shirt

What is Shit Shirt?

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when you're taking a shit and when you go to wipe you mistakenly grab the tail of your shirt with the toilet paper. if you're using the cheap rough toilet paper you might notice the texture difference right away and avoid getting a shit shirt paper. however if you're using the soft fluffy tp it is quite difficult to distinguish the two and when you go to drop the tp in the toilet you will notice it was you shirt you used and not the tp.

guy 1: what happened to your shirt?

guy 2: i had to take it off bcuz it's a shit shirt now. can't go around wearin a shit shirt and smellin like shit u know...

See shit, crap, dump, turd, boo-boo, doo-doo
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