Shit Shirt

What is Shit Shirt?

1.

when you're taking a shit and when you go to wipe you mistakenly grab the tail of your shirt with the toilet paper. if you're using the cheap rough toilet paper you might notice the texture difference right away and avoid getting a shit shirt paper. however if you're using the soft fluffy tp it is quite difficult to distinguish the two and when you go to drop the tp in the toilet you will notice it was you shirt you used and not the tp.

guy 1: what happened to your shirt?

guy 2: i had to take it off bcuz it's a shit shirt now. can't go around wearin a shit shirt and smellin like shit u know...

See shit, crap, dump, turd, boo-boo, doo-doo
98

Random Words:

Uber-fluff
1. A word used to denote one's love interest. Means the same thing as crush If you were in love with Orlando Bloom, he would become y..
Read more
Nailed Her To The Floor
1. A colorful term for sex. male #! "Did you fuck that girl last night?" male#2 "Yeah, I nailed her to the floor..." ..
Read more
Funky Dank
1. Really strong, good weed! "Man, I had two puffs of that funky dank, and I almost passed out in the couch. See weed, funky, dank, ..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free