Shit Shower Shave

What is Shit Shower Shave?


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the most refreshing order to clean up, a three step process.

1. take a shit, never do this last

2. have a shower, feel clean

3. shave, either in the shower or alternitavely after the shower, if you got face hair.

FINALLY YOUR BAREABLE TO LOOK AT.

guy 1on phone: HEEEEY!

guy 2: hi there.

guy 1: what time do you wanna meet up tonight?

guy 2: well i need enough time to shit shower shave

guy 1: alright, we'll say 12

guy 2: woah! midnights a bit late, dont you think?

guy 1: well, your a hairy muthalicka, might take you a while

guy 2: i'll have you know, i have a beard as luch as zeus and a mullet as sweet as lincolns.

guy 1: whatever man, just be there by 9.

guy 2: word.

guy 1: and stop saying word, while your at it.

See shit, shower, shave, routine


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