Shit Smear

What is Shit Smear?


1.

usually left behind when a terd is left on the floor and is slid on like a bannana peel.

The shit smear left by Mike's foot is about two meters long.

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2.

Usually a phenomenon left to the realm of public bathrooms or workplace bathrooms, literally a smear of shit often occuring in unexpected areas such as the floor or the wall, confusing the succeeders of the incident.

There were fresh shit smears on the wall, which may seem a strange observation to make, but he had only just been in the bathroom an hour earlier when the wall was actually just plain white tile, whereas now it had become newly decorated with what he wanted to believe were just strokes of brown paint, but he knew in his heart it was something much more human in origin.

3.

derogatory term for an aloof person

Turn around before you run into the pole you shit smear

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4.

While someone is sleeping (Usually passed out), you wipe a small piece of shit under thier nose.

Billy thought his dog had farted until he looked in the mirror an realized he had been shit smeared

5.

A smear of shit left by one farting

You left a shit smear on the seat after that big ass mutha fucking rip ass.

6.

a good insult lol

i know sum1 with a shit smear for a mouth

lol

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