Shit Story

What is Shit Story?


1.

N. (shitte store ee)

A story that retells one's experience, or the experience of another, shitting, i.e., defecating, at (1) the wrong time; (2) in the wrong place; (3) in unusual amounts or colors; (4) with unusual stench; (5) with unusual results or combinations thereof. Usually causes both the listener and teller to laugh. May contain a moral or not, as the case may be. Revived at the Bread Loaf Writer's Conference in 1998.

That was the best shit story I ever heard -- there was shit all over the floor!

2.

A shit story is a made up story someone tells another person.

John: When I was at the concert last night, 2 girls were trying to get into my pants.

Steve: That's a shit story!

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