What is Shit Surf?
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Surfing the internet on your smartphone while taking a shit at work.
Bro1- Hey bro what do you do at work?
Bro2- Dude, I shit surf all day.
Bro1- That’s cool as fuck I need a job like that.
Bro2- Yeah man, I roll into the handicap stall at least 6-7 times a day to shit surf. Sometimes I don’t even shit, pure bordem sends me to the boss free sanctuary.
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A guy who most likely gets huge man pole up the butt every night. And smokes cocks like a cigar.
Cock-sucker/smoker.
Gayer than the ga..
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the clitoris, usually when pressed or rocked with the fingers
I put my hand in her panties and clicked her loud button till she woke th..
