Shit Surf

What is Shit Surf?

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Surfing the internet on your smartphone while taking a shit at work.

Bro1- Hey bro what do you do at work?

Bro2- Dude, I shit surf all day.

Bro1- That’s cool as fuck I need a job like that.

Bro2- Yeah man, I roll into the handicap stall at least 6-7 times a day to shit surf. Sometimes I don’t even shit, pure bordem sends me to the boss free sanctuary.

See deuce, shit, crap, poop, squat and surf
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