What is Shit Surf?
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Surfing the internet on your smartphone while taking a shit at work.
Bro1- Hey bro what do you do at work?
Bro2- Dude, I shit surf all day.
Bro1- That’s cool as fuck I need a job like that.
Bro2- Yeah man, I roll into the handicap stall at least 6-7 times a day to shit surf. Sometimes I don’t even shit, pure bordem sends me to the boss free sanctuary.
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