What is Shit Surprise?
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A variant of the "rusty trombone", this is where, after taking several kinds of laxitives, a man asks his partner for a rusty trombone. One they have assumed the position, with their mouth right in front of the man's cornhole, he drops a stinky duece right in their face (mouth, if possible) and yells "SURPRISE!"
Becky wasn't expecting it, but Carl gave her the worst shit surprise i've seen since Arnold got elected governer.
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A very grumpy person. Usually signifies chronic grumpiness.
Stop being such a grumpapotamus.
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To rip open one's pants from behind for quick access, whether inward or outward.
He did a calhoon backdoor and after that he was r..
