What is Shit Surprise?
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A variant of the "rusty trombone", this is where, after taking several kinds of laxitives, a man asks his partner for a rusty trombone. One they have assumed the position, with their mouth right in front of the man's cornhole, he drops a stinky duece right in their face (mouth, if possible) and yells "SURPRISE!"
Becky wasn't expecting it, but Carl gave her the worst shit surprise i've seen since Arnold got elected governer.
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Also known as Jersey Swerve. Cutting another vehicle off by swerving directly in front of them for the purpose of changing multiple lane..
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A neighbor child, especially one with a propensity for getting your own children in trouble. Someone who lives in your house and backya..
