What is Shit Surprise?
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A variant of the "rusty trombone", this is where, after taking several kinds of laxitives, a man asks his partner for a rusty trombone. One they have assumed the position, with their mouth right in front of the man's cornhole, he drops a stinky duece right in their face (mouth, if possible) and yells "SURPRISE!"
Becky wasn't expecting it, but Carl gave her the worst shit surprise i've seen since Arnold got elected governer.
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when a man sees a woman and trys to holler at her and try and get the woman to like u so you can later kick some soup
I saw my brother ..
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When a fiesty sex partner bites and or ravages the tender nipple.
When Josh does it to James Nettnay...
