What is Shit Surprise?
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A variant of the "rusty trombone", this is where, after taking several kinds of laxitives, a man asks his partner for a rusty trombone. One they have assumed the position, with their mouth right in front of the man's cornhole, he drops a stinky duece right in their face (mouth, if possible) and yells "SURPRISE!"
Becky wasn't expecting it, but Carl gave her the worst shit surprise i've seen since Arnold got elected governer.
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A sexual act to spoon cooked Mac N' Cheese in a womans vagina then proceed to eat it out.
Ben totally gave me a Pink Parker last n..
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A male or female wearing nylon pants and jacket.
I wanted to go running today but since it was cold I had to put on my Russian tuxedo.
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