Shit Swagger

What is Shit Swagger?

A group of pensioners go into a Zoo with 13 Swag bags and try to steal all the poo.

Mary: Did you get all the swag?

John: Every last shitting bit of it.

Mary: Good Lad, now mount me and ride my crusty anas like a crab!!

What a Shit Swagger

See shit, turd, plop

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