Shit Swipe

What is Shit Swipe?


1.

when a courtesy flush does not do the trick and skid marks are still present, a shit swipe is in need. When you flush the toilet and the water receeds, grab a handful of toilet paper and "swipe" the skid marks. this should leave your toilet bowl clean.

That shit i just took was so large, i had to shit swipe.

See shit, swipe, poop, courtesy, flush, toilet, dump, duece, crap

2.

i'm wiping my credit card on my asshole

that way when i go to buy stuff i'll leave my

shit stain on the credit card machine after

it is swiped....

then when everyone uses the same machine will

get my shit on their card...

and eventually on their hand...

when they start eating food

it'll be my shit on their hands...

and into their fuckin mouth

my shit swipe is contagious

See shit, balls, nasty, toilet, hands, dinner


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