Shit Texting

What is Shit Texting?

The process of sending out text messages while one is otherwise preoccupied in the bathroom.

Shit texting helps me maximize my efficiency by allowing me to socialize with my friends while also taking care of business.

See texting, shitting, multitasking

Uberbuff

1. The buffest ting dat ever walked innit 'Whoa Paul is uberbuff innit, allow Ben!'..

W.w.s.l.j.d

1. what would Samuel L. Jackson do? guy: look there's a man and his wife robbing a diner, W.W.S.L.J.D? guy 2: he would kick ass and..

Lob

1. Often used to mean "throw", particularly refers to heavy objects. "I need some help to lob this broken chair into the sk..

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