Shit Texting

What is Shit Texting?

The process of sending out text messages while one is otherwise preoccupied in the bathroom.

Shit texting helps me maximize my efficiency by allowing me to socialize with my friends while also taking care of business.

See texting, shitting, multitasking

Hodges D

1. A situation which is incredibly awesome that can only be defined by using a legendary term like hodges d. "Wow that's totally..

Jerkish

1. to do something that a jerk would do Stop acting jerkish, Paul!..

Up The Pole

1. phr. 1 (late 19C+) insane. 2 1920s +) pregnant (cf. UP THE SPOUT). - Is she up the pole? - Better ask Seymour that. (James Joy..

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