Shit Texting

What is Shit Texting?

The process of sending out text messages while one is otherwise preoccupied in the bathroom.

Shit texting helps me maximize my efficiency by allowing me to socialize with my friends while also taking care of business.

See texting, shitting, multitasking

Bloody Asterisk

1. to have such a shit as to make ur ass bleed.* Oh man! I just had such a fuckin' dirty shit, check out my bloody asterisk. See man..

Pyriel

1. Pyriel is an angel who appears in the apocryphal work of the Testament of Abraham, the second century A.D. apocalyptic tale of Abraham&a..

Queefmonster

1. When a woman manifests a giant shadowlike monster of a queef that overpowers the cock and balls. Brittany: What the fuck happened to yo..

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