Shit Texting

What is Shit Texting?

The process of sending out text messages while one is otherwise preoccupied in the bathroom.

Shit texting helps me maximize my efficiency by allowing me to socialize with my friends while also taking care of business.

See texting, shitting, multitasking

Lawrence Taylor

1. The Lawrence Taylor (LT) has the same origins as the Dirty Sanchez with a football twist. The LT is the act of have sex with a woman dog..

Oopnus

1. be full of wicked craftiness, in otherwords, to be fully cool. ie;" You only wish to be full of the oopnus, such as I, get down wi..

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