Shit Texting

What is Shit Texting?

The process of sending out text messages while one is otherwise preoccupied in the bathroom.

Shit texting helps me maximize my efficiency by allowing me to socialize with my friends while also taking care of business.

See texting, shitting, multitasking

Jwarvin

1. Meaning "shutup" or "go screw a monkey." Originated from the French term "joie de vivre." It was eventuall..

Kwame-sized It!

1. To f-up in a really, really big way. As big as the Mayor of Detroit. I didn't just mess up, I Kwame-Sized It! See mistake, screw ..

Old Dear

1. A word referring to your mother My old dear hasn't shut up all day See mother, mum, parent, family, nag..

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