Shit Texting

What is Shit Texting?

The process of sending out text messages while one is otherwise preoccupied in the bathroom.

Shit texting helps me maximize my efficiency by allowing me to socialize with my friends while also taking care of business.

See texting, shitting, multitasking

Squitzy

1. 1) A toke on a cigarette. 2) To survey something. 1) Let's get a squitzy on your jebend, mate. 2) Let's have a little squit..

D.u.

1. When something really lame occurs, one may exclaim "D.U." "D.U. Look at that drunken construction worker piss on himself..

One Cheek Sneak

1. the act of quietly squeezing out a fart when sitting down by leaning to the side slightly and raising one cheek. My girlfriend always k..

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