Shit Texting

What is Shit Texting?

The process of sending out text messages while one is otherwise preoccupied in the bathroom.

Shit texting helps me maximize my efficiency by allowing me to socialize with my friends while also taking care of business.

See texting, shitting, multitasking

V.p.i.l.f.

1. Vice President I'd Like to Fuck. Most notably referring to 2008 Republican VP nominee Sarah Palin. "Wow, I don't think..

60 Minutes

1. the act of telling people that they be hating up on a nigga dat be up in yo grill because they think you be lieing.. and you get 60 minu..

John Waters

1. Baltimore filmaker. God of filth. One of the best filmakers ever with flair for the comical and filthy. The best filmaker of our age. L..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Shit Texting Edit Meaning