Shit Texting

What is Shit Texting?

The process of sending out text messages while one is otherwise preoccupied in the bathroom.

Shit texting helps me maximize my efficiency by allowing me to socialize with my friends while also taking care of business.

See texting, shitting, multitasking

Fatty Mcgoo

1. A horribly fat person that is rude and lives in a basement or trailer. Joe: Dude my buddies girlfriend is a Fatty Mcgoo. Bob: Shitty d..

Nigrid

1. Slang term for half white, half black, derogatory term. That fucking bitch is a stupid little nigrid! See John Smith..

507

1. (n.) A 1950's BMW, bettered by the E-type. Similar to the Z8 Elvis had a 507, but Sinatra had an E-type! See Kung-Fu Jesus..

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