Shit Texting

What is Shit Texting?

The process of sending out text messages while one is otherwise preoccupied in the bathroom.

Shit texting helps me maximize my efficiency by allowing me to socialize with my friends while also taking care of business.

See texting, shitting, multitasking

Heej

1. Short for hand job; derivative of the more desirable "beej," which is short for blow job. Often used self-mockingly in the wa..

Oyster Shorts

1. Super slinky shorts on a dude that show his testes(oysters) when he raises a leg Holy Shit did you see those oyster shorts on Coach Hes..

Pangis

1. A more "epic" penis His penis was more then just a penis, it was a pangis! See pangis, dick, cock, dong, wang, shlong 2. A..

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