Shit Texting

What is Shit Texting?

The process of sending out text messages while one is otherwise preoccupied in the bathroom.

Shit texting helps me maximize my efficiency by allowing me to socialize with my friends while also taking care of business.

See texting, shitting, multitasking

Mack Dirty

1. twist of the word mack daddy macking on a girl(s) who is attrociously ugly. jeff was the mack dirty at that party last week. See pimp..

Gobler

1. that thing that hangs in the back of your throat dude, that donut tickled my gobler See tonsils..

Cool Lenny

1. when a piece of shit is frozen and later used as a dildo Shit son, that's one long-ass cool lenny! See dildos, nasty, sex, frozen..

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