Shit Texting

What is Shit Texting?

The process of sending out text messages while one is otherwise preoccupied in the bathroom.

Shit texting helps me maximize my efficiency by allowing me to socialize with my friends while also taking care of business.

See texting, shitting, multitasking

Noobnigger

1. a nigger who cant steal, shoot, smoke, drink, gangbang, gang beat, has a small dick, blonde hair, small nose, weak as hell, cant knock o..

Kurpluncked

1. absolutly totally stoned! That guy was so kurpluncked last week after the party! See stoned, wasted, washed out, high, shitfaced..

Dridi

1. Dridis are like fleas. Fleas that can write emails. My dog has dridis. But now he can write emails. See fleas, dogs, ticks, ebay, ozis..

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