Shit Texting

What is Shit Texting?

The process of sending out text messages while one is otherwise preoccupied in the bathroom.

Shit texting helps me maximize my efficiency by allowing me to socialize with my friends while also taking care of business.

See texting, shitting, multitasking

Noiled

1. Messed up, weird, wacky. George: Did you see that truck driver in the pink and white dress? Kari: Dude, that was so noiled! George: ..

The Divot

1. During sex, you sit up, grab your partners pubes, yell fore, and rip them out...

Zorst

1. Australian slang term for the exhaust system of a car. I just installed my new zorst - now I'll be louder than ever! See exhaust,..

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