Shit Texting

What is Shit Texting?

The process of sending out text messages while one is otherwise preoccupied in the bathroom.

Shit texting helps me maximize my efficiency by allowing me to socialize with my friends while also taking care of business.

See texting, shitting, multitasking

Yalla! My Sultan Wishes You Dead!

1. An exclamation made by Egyptian captains in the Medieval II: Total War Series. Yalla! My sultan wishes you dead! See yalla, yulla, sul..

Extempreate

1. To fuck all one's present company in the face. "Man.. Extempreate!" See Matt..

W00f

1. Exclamation. Props given out by a l337 d0g. Timmy: I just own3d that guy who was going around ganking n00bs. Fido: w00f. See bark, wo..

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