Shit Texting

What is Shit Texting?

The process of sending out text messages while one is otherwise preoccupied in the bathroom.

Shit texting helps me maximize my efficiency by allowing me to socialize with my friends while also taking care of business.

See texting, shitting, multitasking

Udainau

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Quite Quite

1. Accentuated form of the word "quite". Often used in conjunction with " indoid", "suckers", "au au&quo..

Chavenstein

1. The pathetic and worthless outcome of the sloppy fumblings which all 1-2 minutes of pointless prodding (usually into a saggy grey gusset..

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