Shit Texting

What is Shit Texting?

The process of sending out text messages while one is otherwise preoccupied in the bathroom.

Shit texting helps me maximize my efficiency by allowing me to socialize with my friends while also taking care of business.

See texting, shitting, multitasking

Oreo Slammer

1. To shit in a girls vagina, cum into it and mix it around with your penis Did you hear alex gave Jessica an oreo slammer? See cum, spit..

Hook's Mom

1. SHOW ME THEM TITTIES AAAAAAAHHHHH. A starter course for those wishing to progress to harrison's sister, and harrison's mom. ..

`ganondorf

1. The only male Gerudo in the Legend of Zelda games. He has the Triforce of Power. Ganondorf is the best Zelda character. See Ganondorf ..

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