Shit Texting

What is Shit Texting?

The process of sending out text messages while one is otherwise preoccupied in the bathroom.

Shit texting helps me maximize my efficiency by allowing me to socialize with my friends while also taking care of business.

See texting, shitting, multitasking

Jock Rider

1. Someone who is all up on your jock, aka riding your tip, aka hating on you all the time at any given instance. Ex 1. Man, this Josh kid..

Scarple

1. to wank imaginarily. something to do when you are bored or see a hottie 1. Jimmy was bored he sat around and scarpled. 2. The hot g..

Ugry

1. UG=UGLY + RY=ANGRY = UGRY That DJ is so UGRY looking & the music is just as bad. The DJ is playing such UGRY music. She is so UGR..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

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