What is Shit The Bed?
1.
1) Making a mistake that many other people recognize as a mistake.
2) Fucking up...really bad
Jeff shit the bed when he hooked up with Marty instead of Ashlea.
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2.
1. verb. To die
2. verb. To become mechanically inoperable beyond the point of repair. See also,
entymology and usage: "shit the bed" comes from the unfortunate final humiliation when an animal's (yes, including human's) bowels completely relax at the point of death, causing the contents of the colon to be expelled. To use the term as a "euphamism" for biological death is considered to be in poor taste. It is more often colorfully used in definition 2.
1. That
asshole Mr Jones never had a good word to say to anyone. At his funeral, the few attendees were secretly glad that he had shit the bed.
2. I was hoping that my car could be repaired, but the mechanic told me that it had shit the bed so I had it
scrapped .
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3.
The utilization of the phrase varies by country.
1. (American) Failure of a device, usually in a non-repairable manner.
2. (British) Exclamation of surprised.
1. "My car shit the bed when the timing belt broke."
2. "The boss is back from vacation early!" "Shit the bed."
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4.
Something that is truly unbelievable and not good. An event or occurance that is stunning, and not positive.
Joe forgot to bring the beer......... SHIT THE BED!!!
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5.
In making an error, or something bad happening the expression might be used. As Shitting the bed its self could be the worst thing ever.
GW.Bush:Erm..soz tony but there werent any weapons of mass destruction.
Tony Blair:..Shit the bed
6.
When something quits working or is about to stop working.
Can I call you back? My phone is about to shit the bed.
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7.
A form of exclamation expressing annoyance or surprise.
To cry out suddenly in pleasure or pain.
"Shit the bed, we've been burgled!"
"Shit the bed, that feels good!"
"Shit the bed, I have a terrible hangover"
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