What is Shit The Hay?
1.
When someone passes out due to substance abuse. A variation on the PG phrase "Hit the hay".
My roommate totally shit the hay last night!
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2.
to fall asleep from being fucked up instead of from just being tired.
Chris was so drunk last night he shit the hay in the middle of the floor.
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