What is Shit Ticket?
1.
Toilet Paper. Usually the cheap crap that they give you at work.
I had an awful case of Green Apple Quickstep but ran outta Shit Tickets.
2.
euphemism for toilet paper
Hey man, you're outta shit tickets. How's about runnin' to the store real quick? I can't get up.
3.
a piece of toilet paper
"I need to wipe my ass, but I'm all out of shit tickets!"