Shit Ton Edit Meaning

1.

a lot

I have a shit ton of beers in my fridge.

2.

Not just a large amount of something, but a gregarious amount of something you don't want. Similar, at least in idea, to too much.

One can't have a shit ton of money. One can, however, have a shit ton of ants in ones pants, or a shit ton of holes in a bag of money.

Upon entering my kitchen I noticed there were a shit ton of ants everywhere.

After taking my final exam, my friend and I concurred that there was a shit ton of material we did not know.

It takes a shit ton of gas to drive from California to New York and back.

See a lot, too much, over the top, excessive, bad, shit-ton

3.

At least two times a Shit Load. (must be greater then 17)

Casey has a shit ton of gay remarks.

See shit, ton, shit ton, casey, load, gay, shit load

4.

Meaning an excess of any one thing or group of said things which take up unnessary amounts of space.

Ryan has a shit ton of DSM parts at his house.

See LP

5.

2000 assloads.

I ate shit ton of asparagus last night and now my piss smells.

See shitton, shit load, assload, shit ton, ass load

6.

A value that seems to be far more than would be neccessary and borders on rediculous

That was a shit ton of hot wings he ate, I mean I lost count at 78.

See shit, shat, ton, wow, rediculous

7.

1) Weight/Mass: Equal to one metric ass load.

2) Numbers: Equal to a quantity greater than 17.

3) General: More than you have or should ever want to have without substantial health considerations, and possible proactive medical preparation.

Usage Notes: A shit ton is commonly considered to be, at a minimum, two shit loads. In imperical systems, used as "shit tonne."

Get me a shit ton of notebooks from the stockroom, Johnson; we're gonna have ourselves a write-up!

See shit, ton, ass, load, metric, tonnes