What is Shit Ton?
1.
a lot
I have a shit ton of beers in my fridge.
2.
Not just a large amount of something, but a gregarious amount of something you don't want. Similar, at least in idea, to too much.
One can't have a shit ton of money. One can, however, have a shit ton of ants in ones pants, or a shit ton of holes in a bag of money.
Upon entering my kitchen I noticed there were a shit ton of ants everywhere.
After taking my final exam, my friend and I concurred that there was a shit ton of material we did not know.
It takes a shit ton of gas to drive from California to New York and back.
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3.
At least two times a Shit Load. (must be greater then 17)
Casey has a shit ton of gay remarks.
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4.
Meaning an excess of any one thing or group of said things which take up unnessary amounts of space.
Ryan has a shit ton of DSM parts at his house.
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5.
2000 assloads.
I ate shit ton of asparagus last night and now my piss smells.
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6.
A value that seems to be far more than would be neccessary and borders on rediculous
That was a shit ton of hot wings he ate, I mean I lost count at 78.
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7.
1) Weight/Mass: Equal to one metric ass load.
2) Numbers: Equal to a quantity greater than 17.
3) General: More than you have or should ever want to have without substantial health considerations, and possible proactive medical preparation.
Usage Notes: A shit ton is commonly considered to be, at a minimum, two shit loads. In imperical systems, used as "shit tonne."
Get me a shit ton of notebooks from the stockroom, Johnson; we're gonna have ourselves a write-up!
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