What is Shit Turkey?
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Masturbating during anal sex, and losing your balance, waking up the next morning to a shit stained turkey hand print on the bed sheet.
After a long night of boinking his girlfriend in the ass ol'red jerked his dick to get it hard again then lost balance, and regained it by pushing himself up from the bed. In the morning he woke up to find a shit turkey on the sheets.
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planting your scrotum on your face and taking a huge whiff
slapping your sack on someone's face and making them inhale
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Any close family member or friend who routinely drinks a percentage of any beverage you have made for yourself without asking.
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