What is Shit Turkey?
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Masturbating during anal sex, and losing your balance, waking up the next morning to a shit stained turkey hand print on the bed sheet.
After a long night of boinking his girlfriend in the ass ol'red jerked his dick to get it hard again then lost balance, and regained it by pushing himself up from the bed. In the morning he woke up to find a shit turkey on the sheets.
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Random Words:
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A happy emo kid, very uncommon.
Normal kid: Hey there emo kid
Emo kid: Today I will go outside
Normal Kid: That's a cheery emo *..
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The act of exciting oneself to orgasm by mental stimulation alone, without any actual physical stimulation whatsoever; thinking oneself ..
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To insert an object into a person's urethra. Usually done in reprecussion to a smurf.
You just smurfed me! Prepare to get Gargamel..
