What is Shit Turkey?
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Masturbating during anal sex, and losing your balance, waking up the next morning to a shit stained turkey hand print on the bed sheet.
After a long night of boinking his girlfriend in the ass ol'red jerked his dick to get it hard again then lost balance, and regained it by pushing himself up from the bed. In the morning he woke up to find a shit turkey on the sheets.
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An ugly guy/girl that only looks good when deployed in Iraq.
That person is Iraq pretty.
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a measure of fantasticness in units of 3rds.
when you love star wars your fantasticosity increase exponentially.
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