What is Shit Turkey?
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Masturbating during anal sex, and losing your balance, waking up the next morning to a shit stained turkey hand print on the bed sheet.
After a long night of boinking his girlfriend in the ass ol'red jerked his dick to get it hard again then lost balance, and regained it by pushing himself up from the bed. In the morning he woke up to find a shit turkey on the sheets.
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Where you have a girl in deep sleep (whether intoxicated or just a heavy sleeper) and you have soft sex with her without her knowing.
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Rhyming slang for a womans genitalia made popular by the comedy Surrey Athletic midfield duo
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