Shit Twigs

What is Shit Twigs?


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Dried shit encrusted around the pubic hair of an obese women. This is caused by her being unable to wipe her ass conventionally due to being unable to reach around the buttock. Hence she is forced to go between her legs and wipe forward, bring shit into the pubic hair that later dries.

Did you see the shit twigs that the fat chick had?


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