What is Shit Your Slit?
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The unpleasant result of an attempted bowel movement while one is gloriously inebriated and sitting on the stool, but while wearing long johns and being too glued up to realize the "slit" was not parted sufficiently to pass the turd, resulting in the movement being accidentally retained in the long johns and causing great ongoing grief amongst friends and famliy alike. Things like this are "why they call him Grodee".
"Grotee came back late that night, went to the men's room and shit his slit. I'm glad I didn't have to do his laundry."
Random Words:
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A gift typically given by a guy to his girlfriend/wife when he forgets it's her birthday or Valentine's Day/Anniversary/etc.
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A psychological condition in which a member of a relationship continually stays involved with a physically or mentally abusive partner ..
