Shitake Mushroom

What is Shitake Mushroom?

1. A japanese mushroom

2. A substitute to the S word when teachers are around

Person 1: OMG i accidently stabbed you

Person 2: Shiiiii (teacher walks by) shitake mushroom

Slang for a small penis.

"I can't believe she's dating Kwan. He's got a shitake mushroom.

Bare Fart

1. meaning something is really disliked by the quoter. it is used in place of other words such as rubbish that film woz bare fart! See ru..

Kerfluffed

1. confused in an air head way. Jan was kerfluffed. She couldn't decide which weighed more, a pound of feathers or a pound of marble..

Qwerp

1. Its when a male is eating out a female and accidentally burps in the snatch and then the female queef's it out. Ahh man, i was eat..

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