Shitake Mushroom

What is Shitake Mushroom?

1. A japanese mushroom

2. A substitute to the S word when teachers are around

Person 1: OMG i accidently stabbed you

Person 2: Shiiiii (teacher walks by) shitake mushroom

Slang for a small penis.

"I can't believe she's dating Kwan. He's got a shitake mushroom.

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