What is Shitaki?
1.
Term which can be used as: one whose breath smells as if shit is literally talking
Came up with this word when I smelt a foul odor from this guys' mouth
Root Word: Shit; fecal matter or commonly known as poop
Man says: Hey, whats' up dude!
Dude say: Whoa.........SHITAKI, as he holds up his hands and does a karate move!
Man: Dumbfounded and goes the rest of the day with his shitty breath
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2.
The word you say as a fall back in case of a teacher, parent, or superior overhearing you say the word 'shit'.
Also popularly followed by the word 'mushrooms' or 'shrooms' for a little laugh.
(Shitaki usage)
Person2 shows person1 a video of a huge explosion made from a TV.
*A superior walks by*
Person1: oh SHIT!
*Superior overhears the word 'shit' from person1.*
Persion1: -taki mushrooms are so good with rice.
*Superior walks away with a grin*
Person2: Dude, you almost got boned.
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3.
A fine Teriyaki delicacy that you suck out of a 400lbs. sweatty asian women's gaping asshole with a cocktail straw and a nose packed full of grade A columbian snow.
"Pass the shitaki, bitch."
