What is Shitarded?
1.
adj.: 1. how one feels after finishing the two forties taped to one's hands
2. the state one must be in to go to toad's
n.: 3. the goal of any squadron event
v.: 4. finding your zen
He was so shitarded he couldn't talk, walk, or pee.
2.
typically, as drunk as one may possibly become.
an adjective used to descride a person that has just left Long Island's Boardy Barn and is probably soaked with beer.
Sally and Johnny were so shitarded that night, one would have thought they just left the Boardy Barn!
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3.
So drunk your shit-faced and retarded
damn did u see that whore lizette at the party? She can't handle her licquor at all she puked all over, she was so shitarded!
