Shitbaby Edit Meaning

1.

When the volume of shit is so tremendous, your buttexperiences labor pains. Men experience no envy about babies, contrary to what some women think, because they poop like norse gods.

UUUH---UUUUUNNNGH!!!! Goddamn motherfucker, I just done given birth to a shitbaby! It's a sinking, stinking brown boy! Time to go for a swim thar, junior!

See poop, shit, brown baby boy, shitting bricks

2.

Although it happens rarely, it is possible for a woman to become pregnant from anal sex if the semen leaks out of her asshole and into her cunt -- the term for a child born as such is "shitbaby."

"You're stupid!"

"Yeah, well you're a shitbaby."

See pregnant, anal sex, creampie, anal creampie

3.

-noun

The rare and unfortunate occurrence of a bowel movement that crests the leg openings AND rear band of an infant or toddler's diaper, resulting in yellow, curdy staining of a substantial area of the child and his/her clothing (and often furniture, parents, and household pets).

See also shitback and shitleg

I'd better just give him a bath and throw out his clothes - he's a complete shitbaby.

See shit, shitty, dirty, diaper, poo, crap, baby, infant, toddler, stain, ochawan