What is Shitball?
1.
A sad pathetic excuse for a sport, that Americans have the audacity to call Football. It has men mostly fat asses, wearing plastic suits of armor and a helmet. they throw a ball that looks like a giant piece of shit, hence the name. They run around a maximum of 3 minutes, and then get tackled or score a touch down. This makes them feel like men, when in reality actual men play, crazy men that is play Rugby, the sport it's based on. If these fat asses had to play Actual football, where the players run continuously for 45 minutes, most of them would either die or faint from exhaustion.
that's not football, that's shitball.
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2.
A low-life loser; degenerate.
What a shitball! He killed his family!
3.
1. When you start to poop a solid turd and then a massive explosion of diarrhea shoots out...kind of like a bomb.
2. Shitball can also be used in a burst of exasperation.
1. Friend 1: Man this bathroom smells like poo
Friend 2: Yeah I wouldn't recommend going in the first stall...that Taco Bell last night really gave me a shitball.
2. Shitball! I just cut my finger!
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4.
A typical Father/Male. Meaning: complete assholes. They are total jerks, fags that like to wank themselves at night, moaning to the sound of a grandmas sleeping. They love to make their kids unhappy, suicidal, and just plain ashamed of their own fathers. They pillow boys. They have no dick, because they are homos'.
"Look at that
Shitball over there, he thinks that nobody sees him pissing behind that tree."
"DAMN! He has no penis! Thats what you call a
Shitball ."
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5.
A frozen piece of doody shaped (usually by hand)like a ball.
The are DEEELISH!!!
I got a tummy ache from staying up all night eating shitballs!
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