Shitbeard Edit Meaning

1. When you have an erection for long enough, it goes down and a bit of semen dribbles into your drawers causing slight wetness. God my en..

1. WASH. IRON. FUCK. Etc. God DAMN IT WOMAN DID I STUDDER, Get me a Beer. I love you honney. now go slip into that cute lil number so I ca..

1. The compulsion to check each individual car door repeatedly after closing all the doors using automatic locking. The woman's locka..