Shitbird Edit Meaning

1.

A completely useless individual who is unaware of his/her own complete uselessness.

Tell that shitbird I'm out of the office. Until the 12th...of never.

2.

A military term used to describe an unsat Marine/Soldier/Airman/Sailor.

That fucking SHITBIRD, Corporal Doe, had his uniform inside out and forgot to shave his goatee he grew during leave for inspection this morning!

3.

From military slang and jargon. A term used to describe anything that is unacceptable or just downright shitass. Also a term of endearment for friends. See also: shitass

"Tweet tweet. Here comes the bird. The Shit-Bird!"

"Hey, shitbird, can you hand me that church key over there?"

"Shitbird! I can't beleive that I forgot my keys in the car."

"This thing is so shitbird. Who would design something to work like this."

4.

A guy that only hangs out and isn't cool or trustworthy. His most note-worthy characteristic is that he shamelessly tries to hook up with your ex-girlfriends or your friends' ex-girlfriends while still trying to be a part of the group. It is also likely that he is only part of the group because he wants hook up with the exes. A Shitbird is arrogant, stupid, and difficult to shoo off.

#1: "Oh great here comes Herbert."

#2: "Did you see him talking to Janice? He's such a Shitbird."

#1: "Caw..w..w"

See asshole, dickwad, vulture, friend, poser

5.

someone you know, but do not necessarily like, but cannot seem to get rid of. a "friend" in your group that no one claims to introducing to everyone, an ex-significant other who you still have sexual relations with, or a family member that you feel obligated to invite to get togethers.

friend: "man, who invited Bob to the party?"

other friend: "not me, but someone here had to bring that Shitbird"

dude: "man, it's been a long time since i got any play, im calling what's-her-face"

other dude: "oooooooh, bootycalling the Shitbird!"

uncle: "you know we don't approve of your brother and his 'wife'. why did you bring them to my party?"

nephew: "it's not my fault, he saw me making the beer run, i had no idea i was going to be Shitbirding today!"

See shit bird

6.

A racial slur for black people.

I would have taken the Dan Ryan, but its always full of shitbirds.

See nigger, shithead, shine, coon, spook

7.

Originates from the ye old mainer up alone on his porch talkign about the passer byers. Commonly used with the term little infront of it.

"oh look at that one he is a little shitbird"

See fucktard, asshole, jackass, dumbfuck, retard