What is Shit-canned?
1.
To get fired.
Did you hear what happened to Tom B? He got shit-canned yesterday!
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2.
A phrase used to explain being fired or someone being fired
1. Dude, that guy just totally got shit-canned!
2. I hope I don't get shit-canned after the toliet-paper incident
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3.
1.) To be terminated by an employer due to a "No call, No Show."
2.) To be fired for not showing up for your shift at work.
Dylan didn't feel like going to work at his Subway job one day when he woke up in the morning. He didn't call in sick or give his employer any notification about skipping work. Dylan got, "Shit-Canned," from Subway.
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4.
To get absorbinantly drunk, high, or a combination of both to the point where you are well-beyond "Shit-Faced"
"I've got a 2-4,and a Quarter-O, you wanna get Shit-Canned?"
5.
to get shit canned, another way to say having got screwed over.
Hey, man, when where you going to tell me?
What do you want me to say? He shit-canned me.
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