What is Shitch?
1.
An uncomfortable itch surrounding one's anus; usually created as a by-product of an improper or ineffective anal wipe following a bowel movement. Can also be the result of a shart.
Bob: What are you scratching at Larry?
Larry: My ass. The restaurant ran out of toilet paper and now I got a serious shitch. You got any baby wipes?
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2.
A shitty bitch. An exceptionally shitty bitch.
Man, that girl sure is a shitch.
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