Shitchat

What is Shitchat?


1.

to shoot the shit or to talk shit to a buddy. Shitchatting is a refined art..ease do not try this if you are unexperienced!

Hey man, wanna go grab a beer and shitchat?

See to, shoot, the, shit, or

2.

The online equivalent of chitchat, when most of what is communicated are lies, lies and more lies.

In a typical shitchat, two or more parties make themselves out to be more successful, more attractive, more mysterious, more intellectual than they really are.

Fat Dylan knew shitchat was 99-percent bullshit, and after over a hundred shitchats, he ought to have learned his lesson: girls don’t date fat guys.

See fat, lies, chat, bullshit, online

3.

the prossess of chitchating about something that is a combination of gossip and backstabbing with a few obsenities thrown in the mix

Person 1: Hey did you here what Alicia was saying about Massie to Claire?

Person 2: Just forget about it, they were just shitchating

See gossip, backstabbing

4.

like chit chatting, but you are talking to people online with your laptop while in the process of taking a shit

"hey whats up?"

"not much just Shitchatting"

"sweet"

See poopscoop


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