Shitcon

What is Shitcon?

Shitcon is like defcon but for shitting.

We better find a gas station soon, I'm at shitcon 1.

(Moments later)

I need to go home...I shit my pants.

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Excruciating Discomfort

1. The extremely unpleasant sensation caused by an eyelash lodged in your eye. While my hot, insatiable librarian lover was straddling me,..

W/i

1. Shorthand for "within" The pain w/i him was growing every day. See in, indoors, inner 2. this stands for "what if&quo..

Fifty-two

1. To score just barely over the ammount of complete mental retardation in an exam. Man, I almost flunked that one. Thank god for fifty-tw..

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