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Obese people that could walk but choose to drive those electric scooter cart things that are meant for actual handicapped people while s..
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What to say to security when they hijack your car in search of drugs
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When a piece of equipment like a TV has a great reception in bad weather.
"Man its raining!"
"I know and my TV just wen..