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Tampon.
Simon: Eww, Tilly, I saw your crotch plungers in the rubbish bin.
See tampon, crotch, vagina, minge, menstruation, blood, icky..
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A pseudonym for the Common Badger (Meles meles). "strange individual" i.e. not what one was expecting
See also Alan Sheareran..
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To whack off
Ashley I would turbojacks on your face, as a friend
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Speed racer jacking
Man, I gotta go turbojacks stat
See Ricter..