Shiternity

What is Shiternity?


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1. turd grid-lock 2. a loitering turd 3. the slow moving passage of a single turd 4.a long lapse of time, as in a public restroom stall that causes those waiting in line to seek another stall

Breaking News ..."Ty-D-Bol has launched a search and rescue mission to find a missing party-goer, last seen venturing into the men's room after complaining about an upset stomach. His pals stated he had been in the bathroom for what seemed like a shiternity and grew concerned when he did not return to the party....."

See constipation, sluggish, diarhea, trots


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