What is Shitexting?
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texting while taking a shit
"dude i was shitexting today....that japanese food killed me"
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2.
An activity commonly done by the everyday cell phone user while passing the extended time on the pot.
Using the bar restroom, Zoe was
shitexting her friends to let them know she was going to be a gone little longer than anticipated.
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when something is just so horrible and maddening that you get so angry and envious it feels as if you are in a sauna.
Nelly’s prime thr..
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to steal someones girlfriend and pork them.
I totally zoinked and porked kyles sluty girlfriend...
