Shitexting

What is Shitexting?

texting while taking a shit

"dude i was shitexting today....that japanese food killed me"

See toilet talk, texting, shitting

An activity commonly done by the everyday cell phone user while passing the extended time on the pot.

Using the bar restroom, Zoe was shitexting her friends to let them know she was going to be a gone little longer than anticipated.

See drunk texting, booty call

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1. It's a KIRBY!!! The character from a popular video game and cartoon. <(-.-<) YAY IT'S A KIRBY MOMMY!..

Ziggernut

1. when air passes through the penis and it makes a farty squeeky noise (squeeeeeeeeeek) Dude, did you just ziggernut?..

[cinderelly]

1. A FEMALE WORTH MARRYING , ONE that U COULD TAKE CARE OF AND SPEND THE REST OF Your life WITH,ONE THAT U CANT AND WONT STOP LUVIN,a R.O.D..

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