Shitexting

What is Shitexting?

texting while taking a shit

"dude i was shitexting today....that japanese food killed me"

See toilet talk, texting, shitting

An activity commonly done by the everyday cell phone user while passing the extended time on the pot.

Using the bar restroom, Zoe was shitexting her friends to let them know she was going to be a gone little longer than anticipated.

See drunk texting, booty call

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