Shitexting

What is Shitexting?

texting while taking a shit

"dude i was shitexting today....that japanese food killed me"

See toilet talk, texting, shitting

An activity commonly done by the everyday cell phone user while passing the extended time on the pot.

Using the bar restroom, Zoe was shitexting her friends to let them know she was going to be a gone little longer than anticipated.

See drunk texting, booty call

Zahzee

1. the most amazing, coolest person/thing ever. Someone that everyone wants to be...with. Bob: I love zahzee! See cool, amazing, sexy, aw..

Loodoo

1. when ur so loopy that u have to doodoo oh no im loodoo got to go to the bath room See loopy, doodoo, poop, poopy, crap..

Quanni

1. the female genitalia. "noah smelled just like that girls skank ass quanni" See vagina, pussy, chach, cunt, beaver 1. the f..

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