What is Shitexting?
1.
texting while taking a shit
"dude i was shitexting today....that japanese food killed me"
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2.
An activity commonly done by the everyday cell phone user while passing the extended time on the pot.
Using the bar restroom, Zoe was
shitexting her friends to let them know she was going to be a gone little longer than anticipated.
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Random Words:
1.
Blow job
Bryan couldn't stay long so I gave him a "goodnight kiss" before he left
See bj, vaccuum..