Shitfap

What is Shitfap?


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Combination of shit and fap(mastrubating), as in mastrubating while taking a dump. Side effects unknown.

Ewan: Dude, I just shitfapped BIG time...

Lloyd: ZOMG WTF? You're disgusting!

Cindy: I think shitfapping guys are SOO sexy... It's like, you know... You like, get it all out?

Ewan: Totally...

See shit, excrement, cock, toilet


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