What is Shitfinger?
1.
One who cleans out his own arsehole with his index finger after he shits in somewhere other than a toilet.
John Crick: Shitfinger!
"myspace/ur_homie_gangsta"
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2.
a person who scratches their ass and smells it
someone whose hands smell like shit
Get away from me with your shitfinger!
Stop scratching your ass you shitfinger!
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3.
The act of placing your index finger under the nose of an unsuspecting victim after that finger has been used to scratch ones ass.
Anne's face was priceless when Ken gave her the Shitfinger before her wedding picture was taken.
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4.
A driver who impedes traffic flow because he or she has his or her fingers up the ass (either figuratively or actually)instead of on the wheel.
Move over Shitfinger, this is a 50 mph zone and you're blocking traffic doing 30.
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5.
A homosexual man, who wears a beret and dirty plimsoles.
Otherwise known as "fanny dodger."
You dirty infected little shitfinger!
Dont look at me like that you little shitfinger!
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6.
To steal or to mess up other people's things
You shitfingered my lighter.
Ive got to unshitfinger this house.
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7.
A person that has become the lowest possible excuse for existence.
Ian is a total shitfinger.
