What is Shitfuck?
1.
When putting two profanities in one word, usually said when not thinking.
Assface: "Shitfuck, I forgot my keys"
Assfucker:"Go get them!"
2.
A word used to describe extreme stupidity or clumsiness
The car is over there shitfuck
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3.
Someone who is both a shit and a fuck a.k.a. fuckhead.
Get the fuck out of here you shitfuck and never comeback or I will fucking kill you.
4.
An annoying, impeding, or otherwise undesirable person or object. Variation of Fuckshit.
"You sir, are undeniably a true shitfuck in every sense of the word."
5.
1) To fornicate feces
2) A shitty fucker
1) Joe: "What does he do for a living?"
Bob: "He shitfucks"
2) Joe: "I didn't hear you, sorry"
Bob: "That's because your a bloody shitfucker"
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6.
Standstill traffic that pisses you off because you could have gone a different way. Referring especially to cities with ridiculous amounts of traffic like Atlanta and L.A.
-Why were you late?
-Because I got stuck in the shitfuck on the 405.
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7.
1. Anal sex.
2. An interjection showing extreme emotion.
1. After our date tonight, I'm going to shitfuck the hell out of Teresa!
2. Shitfuck! Don't put it in my ass!
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