Shitgun

What is Shitgun?


1.

A maneuver popular amongst native Asian youths. It is executed by clasping both hands together with both index fingers extended, sneaking up on an unsuspecting victim, and attempting to sodomize said person with the index fingers.

A little kid tried to shitgun me today and broke both of his index fingers.

See shitgun, shit, gun, asian, asia, china, japan, korea

2.

'Shitgun' can be called by one person out of more than one people that need a dump, and are faced with one toilet.

Adam: 'Christ, I need a shit, i'm touching cloth. As soon as we get home, im in there'

Joe: 'Bad luck bro, I already called shitgun on yo ass. Suffer!'

See shotgun, shit, toilet, poo

3.

Called immediately after someone calls "shotgun". Rather than getting the front passenger seat right away, you get it on the way home instead.

"Alright guys, let's get in the car."

"Shotgun!"

"Oh man... Uuhhh... 'Shitgun!'"

"Ok you get the front seat on the way there and you get it on the way back."

See shitgun, shotgun, front, seat


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