What is Shithawk?
1.
Word used by Jim Lahey, Trailer Park Supervisor from the
"I am watching you Julian.... like a shithawk"
2.
According to Bubbles, an expert on the subject of shithawks:
"... somekind of shitty bird that flies around and drops poop onto you..."
I'm watching you like a shithawk
3.
1. a term used in (trailer park boys), and program on showcase, and it refers to watching someone as they do criminal acts or causes shit to happen
"im going to watch you like a shithawk in a shitstorm"
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4.
a bird usually found shitting on unsuspecting prey
hey man look out, it's a bunch of shithawks
5.
An individual who swarms you, and will not leave you alone. Constant pestering from individual leaves them to be guilty of the act, 'shithawking'.
"Dude, she was shithawkin' me all night, I couldn't get away from her."
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6.
Any person or thing that’s attracted to shit or shitty situation.
Tabloid journalists are shithawks, as are lawyers.
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7.
Describes a bird, usually in the state of flying overhead, that is likely to shit on you, especially a seagull or pigeon.
God damnit, a flock of shithawks at 12 o'clock. Quick give me the shotgun and some birdshot!
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