What is Shit-hawk Snooker?
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In a long line of parked cars, you can always guarentee that the red ones will be absolutely covered with guano. The Shit-Hawk itself (slang for seagull = Cornwall, pigeon = London) then comes back and selects another colour to crap on before repeating the process with the red ones. Hence the term 'Shit-Hawk Snooker' is born
Dude1: Jeezus man have you seen the state of my CAR? Its been shit-hawk snookered !!! Get me my gun !!
Dude2: What did you expect, its red ya CHOWDERHEAD!
Random Words:
1.
Done in a hurry or quite fast.
I'll be done typing this licketty split!
See Andrea
2.
To perform the act of cunnilingus.
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A team I'm not particularly fond of, but they have a good manager and they fucking hate Burnley bastards, which makes them alright ..
