Shit-hawk Snooker

What is Shit-hawk Snooker?


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In a long line of parked cars, you can always guarentee that the red ones will be absolutely covered with guano. The Shit-Hawk itself (slang for seagull = Cornwall, pigeon = London) then comes back and selects another colour to crap on before repeating the process with the red ones. Hence the term 'Shit-Hawk Snooker' is born

Dude1: Jeezus man have you seen the state of my CAR? Its been shit-hawk snookered !!! Get me my gun !!

Dude2: What did you expect, its red ya CHOWDERHEAD!


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