Shit-hawk Snooker

What is Shit-hawk Snooker?


1.

In a long line of parked cars, you can always guarentee that the red ones will be absolutely covered with guano. The Shit-Hawk itself (slang for seagull = Cornwall, pigeon = London) then comes back and selects another colour to crap on before repeating the process with the red ones. Hence the term 'Shit-Hawk Snooker' is born

Dude1: Jeezus man have you seen the state of my CAR? Its been shit-hawk snookered !!! Get me my gun !!

Dude2: What did you expect, its red ya CHOWDERHEAD!


88

Random Words:

1. A pairing involving Hinata and Shino from the anime Narutothat is written (fanfiction), drawn (fanart), or made into an AMV. Can also be..
1. An iPod whose volume is so ridiculously loud that everyone around them can hear what's playing. Nice uPod. Wanna turn it down? 2...
1. You need to pull out everyones power or else you aren't getting the papers!..