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A guy will not and should not drive more then 20 minutes to see a girl unless there is at least a 75% chance he will hook up.
Girl: Hey..
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When someone drives so close to your bumper they are trying to dart up your cars rear.
The guy driving on my ass is a butt darter...
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A clandestine meeting of Haxors over the Internet.
The chat room was full of haxors- today was a major w00tenanny...