What is Shithoused?
1.
drunk out of your mind
I'm so shithoused I don't even remember my name!
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2.
The next level beyond being just drunk. A state of complete and utter stupidity.
Hey man, you were so shithoused last night you burned your house down.
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3.
really, really drunk
I can't drive right now because I drank twelve beers and I'm shithoused.
4.
simply two words...fuckin DRUUUUUUNNKKKKK
waking up in somebodys bed next to a ugly chick covered in puke...dam son you were shithoused
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5.
What really drunk people confuse with "shitfaced".
drunk dude: "I am so shithoused right now."
smart dude: "You mean you're so shitfaced right now."
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6.
Utterly intoxicated (usually drunk). When speaker is shithoused, word can be used as virtually every form of speech.
"Honey, drink your shithoused."
and
"I totally just shithoused all over the kitchen!"
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7.
State of complete drunkenness usually attained after 4 beers and 2 shots past natural drinking limits.
Becoming shithoused is usually followed by the feeling of death the next day.